Top Ten Most Disgusting Things (I’ve Seen In My School)

1. Problem: People pop pimples with their fingers in class and can’t wash their hands, so they wipe it on their clothes. Solution: At home pop your pimples, put medicine on it, wash your hands, and try not to touch your face the rest of the day.

2. Problem: People chew on straws and pens. Solution: Get some gum! I don’t want to see drool coming out of the end of the straw and onto the desk. I don’t want to see you slurp your spit back up the straw and swallow it. I also need to borrow a pen, but not from you.

3. Problem: Sandal or flip flop wearers that don’t take care of their feet. Solution: Trim your cracked nails with some clippers. Then get those little scissors and trim your toe and foot hair. Now your feet are at least bearable.

4. Problem: Hairy armpit people that wear tank tops. Solution: Boys get the scissors, girls get the razor, and it’s that simple. It’s ok for boys to have armpit hair, but there should be a huge difference between you and Sasquatch.

5. Problem: People come up with nasty food combos and then eat it. Solution: Eat like a normal person at school, and then eat freaky at home. If you haven’t seen other people eat it, then don’t do it.

6. Problem: Girls pick off their fake nails and leave them on the desk. Solution: Do your manicure at home, or put your nails in the trash.

7. Problem: Girls pull their dead hair out and flick it on the floor. Solution: Put it in a ponytail, and then it won’t fall out. Or put it in the trash, not on the floor. I don’t want it stuck to my backpack.

8. Problem: People get food stuck in their braces and leave it. Solution: People with braces, get a mirror! Then you won’t have to be embarrassed. Even if you’re a boy get a mirror, girls think its ‘sensitive.’

9. Problem: People pick their scabs then leave them on the desk. Solution: Get a Band-Aid, you’re gross!

10. Problem: Gum under the desk. Solution: It gets stuck on my pants in some classes. I don’t want to see it, and I definitely don’t want to touch it. Especially people from problem number two: put it in the trashcan when you’re done. Quit being lazy.

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